what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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