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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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