Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Knock Knock Go Away

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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