- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

women's rights

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

women's rights

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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