A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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