Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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