- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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