What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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TIMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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