-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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