Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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