A train poops its pants.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...