Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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