What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Penis

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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