- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

black chicken. kfc

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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