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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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