- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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