- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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