Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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10inch nice

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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