I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Seven

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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