- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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