- Anti Joke

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

women's rights

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your Mom

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.