Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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