Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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