- Anti Joke

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I have an erection My mom!