What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I? Everett

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Do you love me? No.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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