How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Stop procrastinating.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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