- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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