- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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