How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Whats white? A fridge

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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