Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Bad grammers.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Xzibit

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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