- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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