- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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