What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Dakota Fanning

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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