- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

retard

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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