- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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