Y u do dis?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Face Hunter is scum

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Your Mom

women's rights

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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