- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!