- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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