Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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