- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

ejaculation JLR

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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