- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Vagina Boob

A women walks into a kitchen.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Half life 3 confirmed

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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