GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Derp

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Guess what What

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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