- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Adam Chebali has no life

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Get some flipping new jokes people

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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