why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

i'm hard

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

ewrg

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

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