- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Vaginal secretions

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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