Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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YO FACE

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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