A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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