- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

go F*** yourself

masturbating on a tarc bus

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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