A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

womens rights

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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