How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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so how about that irline food

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diarrhea.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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