Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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