Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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