why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

I went to work today....

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Get on the boat.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

tommy is retared

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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