I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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