Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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women's rights

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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The Female Orgasm

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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when debbie meets downer

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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