What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Cancer.

Harry Chappell raped someone

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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