- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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