A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Nice belt.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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