When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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