- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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