Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

brittney griner

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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