- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What can hitler cook well Steak

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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