- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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