People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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