What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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